Šala dneva (2)
#4101
Objavljeno: 27. oktober 2015, 08:41
#4102
Objavljeno: 29. oktober 2015, 18:36
An Irish woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shoots him. She immediately dials 999.
Irish woman: ''It's my fooken husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've fooken killed him!''
Operator: ''Please calm down Mam. Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''
*click* .. *BANG*
Irish woman: ''Okay, I've done dat .............. what next?''
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Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.
Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?
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This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.
#4103
Objavljeno: 31. oktober 2015, 19:09
Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.
Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?
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This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.
#4104
Objavljeno: 1. november 2015, 20:11
I dream of a world without plagiarism.
Now you may say I'm a dreamer....
But I'm not the only one.
#4105
Objavljeno: 3. november 2015, 08:28
Clearly it wasn't set high enough.
The biggest joke of all? The thing that will sink yeh every time? Is hope... hope that the world will right itself. That the just will be rewarded and the wicked punished. Once you buy into that horseshit, you're dead in the water.
Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.
Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?
~
This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.
#4106
Objavljeno: 3. november 2015, 08:40
Выкуренная сигарета сокращает жизнь на 2 часа, выпитая бутылка водки - на 3. Рабочий день сокращает жизнь на 8 часов.
#4107
Objavljeno: 3. november 2015, 08:50
ta je še boljši
سبب خراب هذا الجيل:
- ليلى ما كانت تسمع كلام أمها
- سنو وايت كانت ساكنة مع 7شباب
- روبن هود كان حرامي
......-و طرزان يتمشى بدون ملابس
-عدنان قلب على عبسي عشان لينا
-سندباد ما ترك بلد إلا سافره
-والأميره النايمه ماقامت إلا لما باسها حبيبها
-ياسمين دايما مع علاء الدين لحالهم!!
يعني احنا تربينا على هالقصص
#4108
Objavljeno: 3. november 2015, 14:29
Выкуренная сигарета сокращает жизнь на 2 часа, выпитая бутылка водки - на 3. Рабочий день сокращает жизнь на 8 часов.
tud prevoz na delo in iz dela ni glih nek življenje
#4109 Gost_Jeti_*
Objavljeno: 5. november 2015, 16:02
ta je še boljši
سبب خراب هذا الجيل:
- ليلى ما كانت تسمع كلام أمها
- سنو وايت كانت ساكنة مع 7شباب
- روبن هود كان حرامي
......-و طرزان يتمشى بدون ملابس
-عدنان قلب على عبسي عشان لينا
-سندباد ما ترك بلد إلا سافره
-والأميره النايمه ماقامت إلا لما باسها حبيبها
-ياسمين دايما مع علاء الدين لحالهم!!يعني احنا تربينا على هالقصص
prevajalnik google pravi
Vzrok za uničenje te generacije:
- Leila je bilo slišati njen materni govoriti
- Snow White je bil še s 7 mladino
- Robin Hood je bil tat
......- In Tarzan linija brez obleke
-adnan Heart na Absi Ašan Lena
-sndbad Zapustijo državo, ampak kaj očitna
-walomirh Naamh nezanesljivi dokazi le, da obleko svojega fanta
-aasameen Vedno z Aladdin, kar so !!
Mislim, smo odraščali na Hakass
#4110
Objavljeno: 5. november 2015, 19:52
Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.
Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?
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This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.
#4111
Objavljeno: 10. november 2015, 21:08
Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.
Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?
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This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.
#4112
Objavljeno: 17. november 2015, 17:49
On the way home yesterday, I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade".
Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.
Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?
~
This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.
#4113
Objavljeno: 22. november 2015, 14:48
Islam is a religion of peace. There's a piece of you over here and a piece of you over there and a piece over there.
Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.
Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?
~
This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.
#4114
Objavljeno: 3. december 2015, 09:04
Kam gre ta svet....
Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.
Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?
~
This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.
#4115
Objavljeno: 11. december 2015, 10:57
Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.
Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?
~
This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.
#4116
Objavljeno: 11. december 2015, 11:01
Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.
Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?
~
This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.
#4117
Objavljeno: 16. december 2015, 10:54
Kaj dela Chuck Norris v Ljubljani?
Kar mu Zoki reče
#4118
Objavljeno: 16. december 2015, 11:09
Kaj dela Chuck Norris v Ljubljani?
Kar mu Zoki reče
#4120
Objavljeno: 18. december 2015, 14:19
"It's All in Your Head ... You Just Have No Idea How Big Your Head Is..." Lon Milo DuQuette
#4121
Objavljeno: 18. december 2015, 17:35
Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.
Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?
~
This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.
#4122
Objavljeno: 19. december 2015, 11:19
I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century', she said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.'
I can tell you this... that fly never knew what hit him...
Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.
Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?
~
This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.
#4123
Objavljeno: 21. december 2015, 17:43
Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.
Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?
~
This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.
#4124
Objavljeno: 28. december 2015, 16:18
Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.
Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?
~
This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.
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