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#4101 krokodil

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Objavljeno: 27. oktober 2015, 08:41

Pfizer is now making eye drops.
 
 
They are for men who want to look hard. 


#4102 Silica

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Objavljeno: 29. oktober 2015, 18:36

An Irish woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shoots him. She immediately dials 999.

Irish woman: ''It's my fooken husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've fooken killed him!''

Operator: ''Please calm down Mam. Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''

*click* .. *BANG*

Irish woman: ''Okay, I've done dat .............. what next?''

 

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'Črna' abeceda


Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.


#4103 Silica

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Objavljeno: 31. oktober 2015, 19:09

Ghosts

 

Afraid of the dark

 

Fun fact

 

Remains


Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.


#4104 krokodil

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Objavljeno: 1. november 2015, 20:11

I dream of a world without plagiarism.

 

 

 

Now you may say I'm a dreamer....

 

But I'm not the only one.



#4105 Silica

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Objavljeno: 3. november 2015, 08:28

Two over achievers walk into a bar..
Clearly it wasn't set high enough.


The biggest joke of all? The thing that will sink yeh every time? Is hope... hope that the world will right itself. That the just will be rewarded and the wicked punished. Once you buy into that horseshit, you're dead in the water.

Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.


#4106 Pico Della Mirandola

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Objavljeno: 3. november 2015, 08:40

Выкуренная сигарета сокращает жизнь на 2 часа, выпитая бутылка водки - на 3. Рабочий день сокращает жизнь на 8 часов.


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#4107 Pico Della Mirandola

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Objavljeno: 3. november 2015, 08:50

biggrin.png biggrin.png biggrin.png  ta je še boljši 

 

سبب خراب هذا الجيل:

- ليلى ما كانت تسمع كلام أمها
- سنو وايت كانت ساكنة مع 7شباب
- روبن هود كان حرامي
......-و طرزان يتمشى بدون ملابس
-عدنان قلب على عبسي عشان لينا
-سندباد ما ترك بلد إلا سافره
-والأميره النايمه ماقامت إلا لما باسها حبيبها
-ياسمين دايما مع علاء الدين لحالهم!!

يعني احنا تربينا على هالقصص

 


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#4108 butl

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Objavljeno: 3. november 2015, 14:29

Выкуренная сигарета сокращает жизнь на 2 часа, выпитая бутылка водки - на 3. Рабочий день сокращает жизнь на 8 часов.

 

tud prevoz na delo in iz dela ni glih nek življenje


Čutim, da čutiš, da čutim, kar čutiš

#4109 Gost_Jeti_*

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Objavljeno: 5. november 2015, 16:02

biggrin.png biggrin.png biggrin.png  ta je še boljši 

 

سبب خراب هذا الجيل:

- ليلى ما كانت تسمع كلام أمها
- سنو وايت كانت ساكنة مع 7شباب
- روبن هود كان حرامي
......-و طرزان يتمشى بدون ملابس
-عدنان قلب على عبسي عشان لينا
-سندباد ما ترك بلد إلا سافره
-والأميره النايمه ماقامت إلا لما باسها حبيبها
-ياسمين دايما مع علاء الدين لحالهم!!

يعني احنا تربينا على هالقصص

prevajalnik google pravi huh.png 

 

Vzrok za uničenje te generacije:

- Leila je bilo slišati njen materni govoriti
- Snow White je bil še s 7 mladino
- Robin Hood je bil tat
......- In Tarzan linija brez obleke
-adnan Heart na Absi Ašan Lena
-sndbad Zapustijo državo, ampak kaj očitna
-walomirh Naamh nezanesljivi dokazi le, da obleko svojega fanta
-aasameen Vedno z Aladdin, kar so !!

Mislim, smo odraščali na Hakass

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#4110 Silica

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Objavljeno: 5. november 2015, 19:52

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Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.


#4111 Silica

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Objavljeno: 10. november 2015, 21:08

Asthma attack


Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.


#4112 Silica

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Objavljeno: 17. november 2015, 17:49

On the way home yesterday, I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade".


Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.


#4113 Silica

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Objavljeno: 22. november 2015, 14:48

Islam is a religion of peace. There's a piece of you over here and a piece of you over there and a piece over there.


Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.


#4114 Silica

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Objavljeno: 3. december 2015, 09:04

Kam gre ta svet....

 

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Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.


#4115 Silica

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Objavljeno: 11. december 2015, 10:57

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Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.


#4116 Silica

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Objavljeno: 11. december 2015, 11:01

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Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.


#4117 Boudika

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Objavljeno: 16. december 2015, 10:54

Kaj dela Chuck Norris v Ljubljani?

 

Kar mu Zoki reče partyy.gif



#4118 Pico Della Mirandola

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Objavljeno: 16. december 2015, 11:09

Kaj dela Chuck Norris v Ljubljani?

 

Kar mu Zoki reče partyy.gif

em119.gif


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#4119 Silvija

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Objavljeno: 18. december 2015, 14:14

https://www.youtube....h?v=cS-vbPZhEm4

 

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#4120 Simon Whitechapel

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Objavljeno: 18. december 2015, 14:19

https://www.youtube....h?v=daXriALG3W4


"It's All in Your Head ... You Just Have No Idea How Big Your Head Is..." Lon Milo DuQuette

 

 


#4121 Silica

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Objavljeno: 18. december 2015, 17:35

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Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.


#4122 Silica

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Objavljeno: 19. december 2015, 11:19

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century', she said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.'

 

I can tell you this... that fly never knew what hit him...

 


Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.


#4123 Silica

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Objavljeno: 21. december 2015, 17:43

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Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.


#4124 Silica

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Objavljeno: 28. december 2015, 16:18

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Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.


#4125 Silvija

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Objavljeno: 28. december 2015, 16:21

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